Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.