Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.