Joke #5104

Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.