Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.