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As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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In the den was a stuffed lion.
The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?”
The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.”
“What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.
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After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
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I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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Me: "What are you guys yelling about?"
Them: "You're driving!"
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