Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. "Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks. "I can do great bird impressions", the man replies. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that". "Oh well", the man says and flies away.
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.