Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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It's mashing!
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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