A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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Prison.
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A: Coco puffs.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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