Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.