Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin?
A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
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Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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