Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"