Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.