Your momma so fat... She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.