Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.