Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
A. The PGA tour
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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