Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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