Joke #5241

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.