Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Your momma so fat... She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.