Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.