Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.