Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.