Joke #5261

Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.