Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.