Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?“ The Cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff… I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts… so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy..' and here I am.” Son of a Gun, Blond men do exist.
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!