What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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Q: Who is brave?
A: He who has diarrhea and wants to fart!
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Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.
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On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him.
They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room.
In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there.
I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby.
I did so.
And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
A: The taste
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A guy is going down on a prostitute.
During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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