Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.