Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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