Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!