Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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