Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.