Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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