Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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