Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.