Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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