Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.