Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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