Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.