Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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