An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.