An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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