Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.