Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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