Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.