Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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