Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.