When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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