When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.