Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? There’s whiteout on the screen. How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer? There’s writing on the whiteout.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. "I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!" "Okay," replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. "I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!" And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, "I wish my friends were back here!"
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." "Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.