A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?" 
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes.
When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A blonde at a flashing red light!
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?