Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.