Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"