Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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