Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.