Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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