Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.