When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.