When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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