If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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