The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.