Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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