Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.