Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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