If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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