Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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