Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Well thats all you need to know.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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