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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.