If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Well thats all you need to know.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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