Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.