Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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