Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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