Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.